The lillier the liver, the bigger the gun
The Texas adventure of Dick "Dead-Eye" Cheney reminds me of the time, about three years ago, when Congressman Bob Barr accidentally fired an antique pistol in a lobbyist's home during a fundraiser. Ironically, Republican gun nuts seem mostly to be ignorant of proper gun handling. Unless, of course, you count R. Budd Dwyer. (Extra points to anyone who remembers that brainless unfortunate.)
This shooting of a 78-year-old man isn't going to win Cheney any friends in the senior community. Oh well, that won't be much of a loss to the VP, who actually prefers children; they're more flexible and easier to load into a trap machine.
"Pull!"
I say all chickenhawk gun fanatics are secret sadists. They should be boiled in oil. I was going to say fry them, but that would require tenderizing them first. Now wait a minute...that might actually be fun, especially if you get to wear Roman caesti while doing it. (Extra points to anyone who knows what a caestus was.)
This shooting of a 78-year-old man isn't going to win Cheney any friends in the senior community. Oh well, that won't be much of a loss to the VP, who actually prefers children; they're more flexible and easier to load into a trap machine.
"Pull!"
I say all chickenhawk gun fanatics are secret sadists. They should be boiled in oil. I was going to say fry them, but that would require tenderizing them first. Now wait a minute...that might actually be fun, especially if you get to wear Roman caesti while doing it. (Extra points to anyone who knows what a caestus was.)
posted by Oxhead at 11:29 AM
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